> The Archive of Tech Ghosts
Deprecated Swag. Upgraded Style.
Every dead startup, every brutal acquisition, and every over-funded tech expo leaves behind one undeniable legacy: really good, completely irrelevant merchandise.
Offboarded is a curated consignment archive of corporate history. Whether you're hunting for the geek cred of a defunct 90s software giant, the irony of a failed Web3 startup hoodie, or just a really high-quality Yeti mug from a company that no longer exists, you'll find it in our cache.
We rescue booth loot, employee exclusives, and severance swag so you can wear the history of the industry.
> How It Works
Ship us your loot
Dig out the box of conference swag, the drawer of startup tees, and the closet full of employee exclusives. Ship it to us or book a local drop-off.
We archive & list
We photograph, grade, and catalog every piece—company name, era, status, rarity tier. Full provenance for maximum geek cred.
We sell, you profit
When your swag finds its next home, you get paid. Someone survived three rounds of layoffs in that jacket—now it's somebody else's treasure.
> Shipping & Returns
// Shipping
- Pickup available in Cobble Hill, BC
- $5 Local Delivery (Nanaimo to Saanich)
- $12 Flat Rate Canada-Wide Shipping
- Free Shipping & Delivery on orders over $125 (before taxes)
// Returns
Due to the nature of consignment, all sales are final. We carefully inspect and photograph each item so you know exactly what you're getting. Please review item descriptions and photos carefully before purchasing.
> Contact
We're located in Cobble Hill, British Columbia, proudly serving the Greater Cowichan Valley area and beyond.